Whilst* the whole idea of the three minute pop song is to leave them wanting more, one minute and two seconds is just too darn short! Extended remix, plz!
* = Even though this article advises against the use of “whilst”, I like the distinction between time (while) and an alternate for “although” (whilst). Other articles such as this whichenglish article also rip “whilst” a new one and deride it as arachaic and un-necessary, so I guess I’m in the minority in thinking that the dictionary’s big enough for both of them.
Diversity is good, though – so b*llocks to it! Whilst FTW!