12 Things to do if someone points a gun at your head

Not all at the same time obviously – that’d be daft.

Includes every schoolchilds favourite: tango-ing ’em on the ears, and that tried-and-tested stratagem of the underdog – booting them in the nuts. Win-Win.

Bonus points for throwing the knife hard at his chest sideways without killing said “test subject” – though I’m not quite sure if the points are to be added or taken away yet..

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